For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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