I don't think brook has ever known best
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
