new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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