just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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