You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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