i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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