Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just want to make out with him forever
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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