There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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