I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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