I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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