The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
operation harelip BJ is a go
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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