IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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