if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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