I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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