We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also, beer. Big fan.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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