I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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