god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I wear drunk well.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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