you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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