Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Houston, we have a blender
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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