I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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