according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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