Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
