Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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