rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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