Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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