god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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