We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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