I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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