3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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