obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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