normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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