My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
handjob tips. give me some.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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