It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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