If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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