Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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