New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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