He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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