i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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