just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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