did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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