yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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