He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
there is puke in my bra ... again
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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