i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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