she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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