i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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