I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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