An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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