Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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