i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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