so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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