I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just come out here and I will go home with you...
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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