Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just googled if crying burns calories
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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