She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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