question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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