One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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