She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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