just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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